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Ignatieff Speaks

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Michael Ignatieff has an opinion piece in the Post today. Don’t use the Middle East to divide Canada.

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Written by jk

March 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm

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  1. To show you that my group of friends was into Michael Ignatieff before it was cool, I reproduce a song a buddy of mine wrote in another blog. It’s sung to the tune of What Would Brian Boitano Do, from South Park, which makes it even more obscure and therefore, more hilarious.

    ==

    WWMID?

    What would Michael Ignatieff do,
    If he were here right now?
    He’d make a plan and he’d follow through,
    That’s what Mike Ignatieff’d do!

    When Michael Ignatieff was at the Globe
    And Mail as a weekly scribe,
    The workings of the world out there,
    He aptly did describe.

    When Michael Ignatieff manned the mic
    On shortwave in Britain,
    His sexy voice impressed the mates
    And moistened the women.

    So what would Michael Ignatieff do,
    If he were here today?
    We’d see political kung fu,
    That’s what Mike Ignatieff’d do!

    I just want a leader with some brains,
    Who isn’t afraid to piss off Ukraine.

    And I just want Mike
    To establish his own Reich;

    Canada needs a crack PM,
    So let Mike reign o’er the Commons!

    Oh, what would Michael Ignatieff do?
    He’d call his MPs ’round.
    To kiss his ass they all would queue,
    That’s what Mike Ignatieff’d do!

    When Michael Ignatieff wins the vote
    In the year 2010,
    He’ll cleanse the land of Tory filth
    And let homos wed again.

    PM Mike will cow Quebec,
    His victory is foregone,

    ‘Cause Michael Ignatieff don’t take shit from an-y-one!

    So bow your head and venerate
    This modern day Greek god;
    Conservatives will know they’re screwed
    When Mikey’s votes have all accrued!
    Mike’s the man who’ll see us through,
    ‘Cause that’s what Mike Ignatieff’d

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    manopoly

    March 10, 2009 at 9:21 am


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